Weapons are necessary...

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Weapons are necessary...

Postby Sabina » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:03 pm

How would you continue & finish the following sentence:

Weapons are necessary...

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Re: Weapons are necessary...

Postby Ryan » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:44 am

Weapons are necessary for hunting, farming, and carpentry.

At least that is the way I would finish the sentence using Wikipedia's definition of "weapon".

Wikipedia wrote:A weapon is a tool used with the aim of causing damage or harm (either physical or mental) to either living organisms or inanimate objects.
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Re: Weapons are necessary...

Postby Sabina » Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:29 pm

Hmm... that sounds like weapons are merely tools and that's it. Granted, weapons are tools as well, but then many things are tools, and not all tools are weapons.

Ok, here is my contribution...

Weapons are necessary to empower the intellectually impotent.


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Re: Weapons are necessary...

Postby Ryan » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:24 pm

'Not bad!
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