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Dear God.

Postby dermot » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:23 pm

Hello GOD, its Dermot calling, remember me? - maybe not, however if you do a search using your powerful pc to search your impressive (dont mention it!) database - i am there somewhere, way below George and his disciples Metatron and Ryan [R], not short of words are those two. Anyway moving on, past the ladies i am bound to appear soon...possibly under lost and found. Good.
Now.
Yeah i know you need a few words, but im almost praying here and its not a good time ok?

I have been blessed,no not recently i might add, but nevertheless blessed. Wit, looks, charm, looks, patience, fortitude, and lots of other impressive good stuff too.

I was wondering if you could find it in your infintite wisdomness, to lend me a large amount of CASH. FILTHY LUCRE.
Until i die.
You see i now realise that money is not everything, it cant buy me happiness for example, or compassion, but im not looking for either right now.
That said, im willing to settle for CASH.
I plan to do what i have never done before, spend willy nilly, go mad, bathe in the stuff.
I wish to travel to exotic foreign lands, catch embarrassing foreign diseases, make like a local gettin down and dirty.
I dont smoke or drink, but now i know i dont need to do either.

So WHATS THE PROBLEM GOD....im ready...gimme the money.

please,
your loving son Dermot.

hello?
....the heart only whispers, be still and listen....
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Re: Dear God.

Postby Heidi » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:38 am

Dear Dermot!

There is probably an answer for you. Mirjana mentioned the law of attraction in the thread "Telepathy" and how well it works.

She wrote:

You visualize that what you want like it is happening now (law of attraction), actually sending your thoughts over cosmic waves toward those who are going to be receptors. This programmed telepathy, a bit more than practicing a game with a child, but actually using the same principle, works.
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Re: Dear God.

Postby dermot » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:44 am

Dear Heidi,
you know that actually works...i had a dream, but i was not specific enough!
d.
....the heart only whispers, be still and listen....
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Re: Dear God.

Postby clay » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:26 pm

~~ you cannot petition the lord with prayer~~ Jim Morrison
Truth is malleable.....
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Re: Dear God.

Postby mirjana » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:44 pm

clay wrote:~~ you cannot petition the lord with prayer~~ Jim Morrison


I am not sure I understood this... =0(

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Re: Dear God.

Postby clay » Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:54 am

Mirjana wrote:

I am not sure I understood this...

Mirjana


It was the tag line at the end of a song by The Doors in the late 1960s. Sorry.. =0(
Truth is malleable.....
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Re: Dear God.

Postby Alvino » Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:33 am

DERMOT,
YOUR prayer reminds me == but first I must digress:
DO NOT BELIEVE CLAY at all, do not trust him.
Because I DO (whoops I mean God) does answer prayers.

start again: Your prayer reminds me of the one and only problem
I have in life : I have so much money that I DO NOT KNOW what
to do with it all!!

added: remember God said IF YOU WANT TO MOVE MOUNTAINS
and you have FAITH GOD WILL move them (get money) for you.

most folks never see the words GOD ADDED:
If you have faith God will move mountains for you BUT
YOU BETTER BRING A BIG SHOVEL - ---- to HELP GOD move the mt.
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Re: Dear God.

Postby GenerousGeorge » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:33 pm

Mirjana

God does what he wants. He understands what is good for you and has his own ineffable reasons for answering prayer. You can pray for things, but the answer is either yes, no or wait. Same as praying to milk bottle. If you don't get what you want (pray for) when you want it God always has an answer, so why bother praying, you cannot petition God....... Something like that. 80S
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Re: Dear God.

Postby Alvino » Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:08 am

GEORGE, FIRST: I have or my mind has been amazed all day
at the thought of your MAKING 90 baskets out of 100.
I see that as so powerful and amazing that to me it
is like your making 102 foul shots with only 100 shots.
I am serious, George, that is awesome achievement in my book
Consequently, I must give you kudos for this effort and success.
If you were a female type human being I would say you
achieved this because you are stubborn but since you are not
I have to say CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR great DEDICATION.

AND NOW comes the valuable words.
My friend you told someone that God gets what he wants.
you know darn well he has wanted to do a number of things that he did not
do because some ancient human asked him NOT TO do what he wanted to do.
GOD said I am going to destroy = some city = the human said
BUT GOD IF I CAN FIND 50 good men in the city will you spare the city, etc or ET AL such history.

GEORGE, I AM just kidding so no response please = on who or what God is , thanks.

but I am very serious about how my mind cannot let go of your awesome foul shooting.
remember Heidi's discovery or some lady member's discovery about the
percentage 2 percent. YOU ARE WAY further up = you are a point . 0 3 percenter
group member unless you were great NBA OR College player. then you are in =guessing 3 percent gang.
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Re: Dear God.

Postby GenerousGeorge » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:39 am

Alvino..... I was a "bench warmer", division II NCAA 50 years ago. However I'm still getting better with my dribbling and left hand shot. Little trouble with my "vertical leap" though. Knee replacements cut it in halF from 1" to .5 " BWAHAHAHAHAHAA! 80S
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